Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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