guys are not supposed to queef...right?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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