yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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