do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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