Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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