is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Its about making memories worth repressing
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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