so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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