there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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