If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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