Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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