Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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