Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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