well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I got inside last night via doggy door
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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