I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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