My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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