i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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