The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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