At least make sure they are 18
Why
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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