why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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