I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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