It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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