David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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