I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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