Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i dont even know how to be here
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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