Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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