where does the pee come out of this thing
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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