i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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