Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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