its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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