I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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