Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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