I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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