I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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