just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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