Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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