Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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