Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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