You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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