"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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