Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
