You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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