I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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