chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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