Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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