i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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