More tranny stories later!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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