just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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