Do vagina's smell?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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