Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize
