You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
