Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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