I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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