can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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