gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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