I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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