Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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