Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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